Calendar Girls

User Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

I've gone to this club for 15 years, at least. The decor hasn't changed, except for the addition of a cage in back. The bathroom is horrible. Upholstery on the private booths is shredded. Sound system is bad. Lighting is worse. Last time I visited, one of the private dance booths was BROKEN, That's right, broken. The seat was off the bench. WTF? I'm sure the place makes a healthy income. 5 dollar cover and expensive drinks. 8 dollar or 10 percent surcharge on the ATM. And the girls have to pay to work there. BUT----there are usually plenty of cute young dancers AND full contact lap dances.

I understand how strip clubs work, to a degree. I know girls have to produce for the club. This club requires dancers to get drinks bought for them, which is illegal and is something they were busted for years ago. They ask and I usually say no, unless she's exceptionally cute and most don't push too much. I went this weekend and spent a LOT of money. Well, not rapper money but a lot for me. Very cute girls, for the most part. Of the three clubs I've visited in Hudson(CG, Lollipop's, and Player's Club), the girls are cuter at CG. No plastic surgery, not a lot of tattoos. Just mostly cute girls, mostly younger than 25. Granted, some of the girls could stand to work out. Some more than others.

Most of the dancers are really friendly, and will sit and talk before asking if you want a dance. That's great. Nothing worse than feeling like you're just a support system for a wallet. There have been nights when I spent more on dancers' drinks and stage tips than privates. I suppose it works out.

I've been in VIP one time. The girl I went with is no longer there, but it was a good time. Price seems to vary. I paid $180 for a half hour. I've been quoted $250 and I heard someone paid $350 recently. Bargaining is key, if you're sober enough and have enough blood in your brain. Chris Rock is right, however. Whether that holds true for all dancers I don't know. I would believe it holds true for the cute ones. Players Club's girls have no such scruples, however, or so I've been told.

This is Pasco county. I understand that I'm not going to the Mons or 2001, and I'm not expecting luxury. I'm not expecting to see fitness models with expensive boob jobs and tooth veneers. But this place could use a serious infusion of cash and some updates. A clean, fully functioning bathroom would be nice. I know toilets aren't expensive OR hard to install. Home Depot is just down the road. Buy two new toilets. Get someone to fix the private area.

UPDATE---The club is under new management. The new manager is the former manager of Brass Flamingo. Improvements to the decor have been made. New toilet. A second VIP room is added. I've been told ventilation will be upgraded. Should be a nice club before long.

Girls are still much hotter at Brass Flamingo. But the nightshift weekend waitress at CG is the hottest woman I've ever seen.

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User Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

This place is a bit of dive.. They advertise as full nude, but they are only a topless club. I went here with my boyfriend and one of his friends from out of state. We spend 200 at the bar alone, and the bartender was nasty and rude. We got a few dances, the dancers were okay looking. Great bar specials on bombs. Probably will try this plae again in a few months.

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User Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

This is a GREAT place. The atmopshere is just amazing. Its classy, should check it out for yourself. All the girls can dance and are hot. So go make it rain for all of them, they need money too. All are good except the nasty one SKY, you should not tip her, not worth your money. Don't know how she got a job a such a nice place.

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