Malleys Chocolates West Side

User Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Malley's has been an anchor of stability on the westside for over 60 years. In an otherwise hostile and unwelcoming neighborhood, Malley's provides a reprieve from the daily horrors of life on the western frontier. Thank you Malley's for proving that we can come together and bond as one people...as suburbanites who can't enough of those chocolates.

Holy mackeral, the chocolates. Mmmnmmm. Are you kidding? The chocolates.

Where would we be without you Malley's? No doubt thinner, and with a greater life expectancy, but where would that get us? Give me the chocolates. We're all gonna die anyway, so why not go down with some chocolate covered strawberries, a handful of truffles, a three pound party box of gold cup, and a Hot Fudge sundae* to speed our path!

Thank you malley's!

*PS. Also: some bordeaux, some josephines, some nuts crisps and chews, malley ohs, cordial cherries, poppynut, some chocolate covered pretzels, did I mention the fudge?

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