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The excesses of the 70's take a backseat to the many vices you'll find at the Sports Nut. Fetishists of all kinds satisfy their cravings with no problem each and every night. Midgets playing Twister? Done. Monkeys acting out Shakespeare? Tuesday nights. Craving a pickled sheep fetus? They've got jars of em. Don't miss this place. Feel like giving the pope a donkey punch??? See you Saturday night!!!
A great gathering place for deep thinkers to discuss the important issues of the day, like how many homers Stromin' Gorman would hit in a season at the new Miller Park if you went back in time, kidnapped him in his prime, and brought him to the present day (despite concerns over the harmful effects of time travel, the consensus was 70, not including playoffs and victorious World Series sweep). Another recently overheard fiery debate: whether or not Doritos are popular in Mexico. Women Nascar drivers? All were surprisingly for it, although a minimum attractiveness threshold needs to be established. Elvira as the best song of all time? One in favor, rest emphatically against. Guess which one then played it on the jukebox 10 times in a row?