I now have a recommendation for an extremely special doughnut because it is for an extremely special man. When I say the names Howard Finkel and Jeremy Borash, what comes to mind????? That's right, wrestling announcers. Well, there is one that surpasses 'em all, and his name is Mr. Dan Weir. Why not put the "Dan Weir Doughnut" on the Donut King menu????????????? He is so dynamic when he announces Angelo, the Young One, Wild Wad Chism and other grapplers to the ring that you almost forget that there is a wrestling match that is about to go down!!!!!!!! This man has vocal charisma like no other, not even the Fink!!!!!!!! Here's what I think the world's greatest ref should do, he should make a bear claw, but then carve out a little chunk of it. This would symbolize Weir's mouth because that is this spectacular orator's money-maker after all. Then put a little glaze underneath the mouth in the shape of a tie because this hot shot always wears a suit and tie when he calls rasslin' matches. Then, I would suggest that Coney append a little doughnut hole and glaze it onto the front of the bear claw. This of course would represent the microphone that Weir spouts his hilarious and quite stunning monologues from. To hear a Weir monologue inside that squared circle is like a little slice of paradise. Trust me, I know. I've heard three now and it felt like I had been lifted by the angels to the pearly gates of heaven!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally, might I suggest if I could for Coney to glaze a doughnut onto the side of the "Dan Weir Doughnut" as a representation of the Handsome One coming up to him in the middle of a WLW event and telling him to warn all the kiddies about how dangerous wrestling is and that they shouldn't do it. What a perfect compliment to the perfect gentleman Dan Weir and the perfect doughnut, the Dan Weir Doughnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to go get myself one right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A remarkable thing happened in mid-2006 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Mr. John Cone, the wrestling referee extraordinaire was let down by his reffing compatriot, Mr. Scottie Zee. Zee was probably at his son's basketball game or maybe he was gettin' jiggy wit' it at his home in his undies. Whatever the case may be, Coney reffed not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, but 6, count 'em SIX rasslin's matches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did Coney complain that the Zee-meister jilted him. No!!!!!!!!!! He realized that Harley's show had to go on, no matter what!!!!!!!!!!! Besides reffing the 6 matches, Mr. Cone performed a Dusty Finish on himself!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even think Coney's hero, Mr. Mike Chioda, could do that!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even think Little Naitch could pull that one off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, as a tribute of respect to Coney's miraculous night wearing the zebra stripes, there should be a six-sided doughnut made for him!!!!!!!!!! On top of that, the six-sided doughnuts should be served in groups of six!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you think of a better homage???????? Besides that, if the Cone-meister ever gets the call to TNA, the six-sided doughnut served in bunches of six could be a tribute to the six-sided ring that Mr. Cone will be reffing in. Coney, you are the man, and you deserve your own special doughnut for that one night in St. Joe that you reffed six matches and came through for all of those fans in that arena, I mean gymnasium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!