Centerfolds

User Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

i walked in this place at about 11:00 PM. First person i meet is Lavish Styles a porn star. About the only positive for the visit. I have been to strip clubs in California and i have never been solicited for sex by the entertainers as much as i was in this place. This was not a strip club it is a brothel. BE AWARE of the charges on your credit cards as well. They love to over charge. The night i was there cocktail waitress did keep bringing beers cause i was tipping her more than the stripper. I must have felt sorry for her since she was five months pregnant. To make a long story short at the end of the night when we closed our tabs, Waitress (a different one, not the preggy.) asked us to sign a slip saying that we were never solicited by any of the dancers for any sexual favors. I thought that was a joke....Well i guess if you are looking for a quickie this is the place for you my friends...but it was not for me. I kept noticing guys coming and going in three hours i was there, but did not realized why until i was solicited numerous times.
I DONT KNOW IF PROSTITUTION ARE ALLOW IN STRIP CLUBS IN TEXAS BUT THIS ONE IS A BROTHEL NOT A STRIP CLUB

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User Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

Where do I begin? Let's see,, I have not seen tits like these since 6th grade. If I wanted to see a bunch of flat chested "little boys" in front of me i'd have become a priest! We sat for almost 20 minutes waiting for a waitress. I had to go to the bar myself every time I wanted a drink. My wife and I were looking for a good time in Houston after the Cheech & Chong concert and we ended up having as bad a time as we would have back in San Antonio at some trashy westside strip club. I wish there were a way to give this dump negative stars. What a waste of $24 to get in. DON'T GO THERE unless you like skinny small breasted women.

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User Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

After the worst strip club experience ever at a competing club (which has a stock market symbol) our friend comes through big time and takes us to Centerfolds. There were 3 of us, we arrived around 10:15 pm on a Saturday night and between the three of us we spent around $1,000.

From the second we walked in the back door (of the club) we were amazed at the difference in the quality of girls between the "Single Mom C-Section" selection at the previous club and the "I need a Sugar Daddy 20-Something's" at Centerfolds. It was like Night and Day or Hags and Babes, however you want to look at it (or not in Rick's case).

It took a little while for a waitress to get to us, but that was probably because we came in the back door (of the club) ... 7-10 minute wait. But it was cool because we walked into a hailstorm of T&A. Everywhere we looked there was a hot ass chick on some dude in a dark corner.

After tipping the waitress $10 on her first serve, we were immediately greeted by a series of "mid's" (for you stoners) or middle quality girls. We politely passed and waited for some hydro ... a chick who's story is she's "from Hollywood" ... and she looks it.

Best body in the place period (well that's debatable actually) and just damn hot all over. She gave a great lap dance ... probably the best I'd had in 20 years (until the Russian) and she had no problem with letting you see if the merchandise was real and more.

She was very approachable, happy, not drunk off her ass (like a few of the blonde's ) and could carry on a conversation without giving you a headache 5 minutes later (as long as the conversation was about her).

But the best lap dance award, best conversation award, best accent award and best philosophy award goes to this little Russian chick with a French name ... Monique.

I've been to a lot, and I mean A LOT of strip clubs in my years and thought I had been given "the best" lap dance several times. But the lap dance this chick gives will have you blowing your wad on her! Errr ... your money on her.

The three of us had a great time at this club and would all highly recommend it. You'll never have time enough in one night to get a dance from more than 2-3 girls, because there are so many hot chicks to choose from you'll want them hanging around a little longer. So we plan on going back, several times.

This was also my first strip club experience where the girls NEVER asked me to buy them a drink. Maybe they passed some law I'm unaware of or it is simply a club rule.

Oh, and if you encounter some moppy headed dude in a 80's Miami Vice T-Shirt shaking your hand and telling you he's gonna buy you all drinks ... several times ... the drinks are never coming. But he was a kick and obviously a regular.

Great Club! Great Girls, Great Service! ;)

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