Sands Showgirls

OMFG this place is aweful. I went with my bf and it's just pathetic. Most of the dancers are flat chested, have no ass, ugly in the face, have that belly pooch like when you don't eat enough, celulite just about everywhere. The ones who aren't flat chested have bad implants that look disgusting, still ass ugly.

None of these women can dance at all. The songs last for about 2 min and they don't even take off their clothes for the first full minute. They stop to clean the stage and mirrors every 15 min. They only have 5 dancers that rotate and don't even change their dance or outfit.

You can't hardly see anything. There are flashing red lights with constant black lights all the time. It's like watching bad porn with a busted TV.

The drinks are watered down and cost $10 for a "bottomless drink". Unless you plan to sit there for several hours it's nowhere near worth it.

Their VIP room and Private Dances are just as aweful. There is no privacy. THe girls are worse when trying to turn you on. I bought my bf a few dances from different girls and they all smelled bad. Their feminine parts stunk up the area.

Basically don't go to this aweful place. Buy a porno or take your chances at the bars/clubs to get laid.