Canyon Club

I was just there last night and the show itself was GREAT! Pryomania kicks ASS! Lights has a new lead singer but as always they were solid and the band was tight. The problem I had was the crowd. Don't stand IN FRONT OF PEOPLE who are sitting on the couches, you WILL BE ASKED TO MOVE! Like the fat chick I asked to move out of my way after she leaned up on the couch in front of me. Her and a girlfriend and a guy she was with who will call the "midget Vin Diesel". Then she says I'm rude for asking her to move and then she started using foul language and calling me names, but remember, I'm the rude one! The she gets her mokey/ape boyfriend/husband to come after me because I'm "making trouble". I told him I only asked her to move. Once he saw that she was in the wrong, they and their friends moved. After that when Lights started their show, people at the dinner tables were standing up so their was nothing I could do, except join in, so I did on the floor. Where atleast I could see and the sound was better!
Note to Fat Chick: Next time I will slap your ASS and make you jump over the moon YOU FAT COW!!!

Went to see Gordon Lightfoot (great show). We paid $80 plus for table seating, then were forced to eat from their preselected menu that included $50 steaks and $35 salmon. The food was ATROCIOUS. My salmon was cold and tasted like fish food instead of fish. The giant porterhouse steaks ordered by my table mates were practically still mooing--just imagine the worst banquet food possible. On top of THAT there was a two drink minimum. Desert was probably provided by Hostess (seriously). Not to mention the staff was so RUDE. The man at the ticket window needs to get laid or something.