Quaker Steak & Lube

User Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

Purging is required after eating at this restaurant where the wings are supposedly the best in the USA. These were by far the most humdrum and inferior "wings" I've ever consumed. If you want dysentery via a flavorless lack of piquant fowl look no further. I'm sure if a vagrant scraped his scrotum for flakes of his body's brie cheese then applied "Franks red hot" liberally to the product, it would provide more satisfaction than these offensively bland pigeon wings. I would rather hang myself with my own underwear elastic than visit this chophouse again.

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User Rating: 1 out of 5 stars

I really can't see how all of these people loved quaker steak and sh*t in my mouth so much. If you are thinking of going here please ignore all of these rave reviews and save yourself some money. You are better off handing your funds over to Tom Cruise and his band of wizards. The supposed claim "best wings USA" is erroneous on all accounts! My friend and I got the medium wings which rates as 1440 sku's on their garbage scale. If you really want good wings save money and go find a bar that sells them for ten cents. Chances are they will far exceed anything quaker steak can possilby serve. I cannot emphasize enough how wrong everyone is who wrote a review on this page. For anyone who doubts my analysis of the "worst wings USA" i will describe them: they were comparable in size to squirrel arms and furthermore, it appeared that there was movie theater popcorn butter pumped onto them as well as some crazy orange dye that had absolutely no taste qualities except for the fact that it cancelled out the taste of what was thought to have been "chicken". For the price of one dollar per wing, these imposters got me and I'll give it to them: their false advertising conviinced me to dump my money into a meal that should've been puked up into the freshly fallen snow directly following ingestion. This restaurant was beastly and anyone who tells you otherwise is a tasteless a**clown and should have their tastebuds removed promptly. The service was okay.

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User Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

The three of us had different dishes from the menu and each were delicious. The price was fair and the service was excellent. This was our first experience at a Quaker Steak and Lube and hope that one opens in northern illionois soon.

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