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The most bizarre strip club experience of my life... I am a west coast businessman in GR for work. I have the means and desire to spend lavishly on some fun girls at the club, and I was doing so in VIP until the manager let me know they did not have enough "cash to pay the girls" given the thousand dollar + bill I was racking up on my Amex. Not enough cash? In a friggin' strip club? And this is MY problem now? This issue was presented to me as if I had done something unprecedented in the history of the club: using the VIP room.
The best part: their answer was to ask me to LEAVE the VIP room upstairs OR pay the girls in cash myself. Like this is my job now. They pointed me at their ATM downstairs to which I said, "the limit on an ATM is 400 bucks... getting around that is the whole point of a VIP room." Blank stare from manager (who was nice enough and professional, btw, but clearly not empowered to solve customer issues.) It was like being trapped in some weird training strip club designed to dramatize the opposite of good club management... "then tell the customer they have to leave!"
Totally unbelievable bush league service. And too bad, since the venue and the girls are really cool (the only reason I'm giving 2 stars). But, the management behind the place is seriously retarded. Allergic to success.
If you are a VIP spender at clubs, don't bother doing so here... or if you must, ask them if they have enough cash to pay the girls if you spend money with them. lol.
So what is the point? I recently went into the club, 1st time since the ban cause i have been seeing dancers privately, and well.. when I added up the cover... my drinks (which are like $12 ea), and the money i threw away on tips.. and then the dissapointment... I can say with confidence that I won't be comming back. I spend just as much on private strippers like pussycatplaymates girls or michigan laides and I get to see a lot more.. plus I get them all to myself for an hour.
The private dancers can bump and grind all the want and fully nude.. plus i can drink my own drinks for cheaper... and my dance lasts an hour... not 2 minutes...
There were some pretty ladies there, that's about the only good thing I can say.. otherwise, big waste of money and time.
Let me start out by saying that even though Grand rapids has an anti nude ban, this club is still worth the visit. cover is reasonable, and the place itself is VERY clean. There are a few cons though, like $12 mixed drinks? $5 beer?? Very pricy but very good drinks. I have to say the one thing that disappointed me was that the dancers weren't very interested in making their money except on stage. Doller dances seem few and far between. Let me give you a tip for going there though. Look for a little firecracker blonde by the name of Stevie. She will make your visit worth every penny. she is more than willing to give doller dances and its more like a $5 dance rather than your basic 30 second grind session. Also she gives THE BEST private dances that i have gotten, reminding you that this club is non nude. Overall great club but only if Stevie is working!!!
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you have to understand,stuart,spending one thousand dollars at a club is not the norm-that explains the manager's stance.i would say from my experience 100-150 is more normal......and in some cases,the max end to what most people pay.surely you understand this......