Matthew M.12/19/17Let's be clear, I'm easy to please when it comes to dive bars. I love canned beer, Duck Hunt, Golden Tee, billiards, and good music. Satellite Bar has those plus some good times. Great craft... More
Nick G.04/11/22Why are the straws all different sizes? This really stresses me out. Also why is the bartender so damn sexy? More
Olivia M.07/08/22The bartender was nice. Not terribly crowded. My only reason for the 2/5 was some weird fascist-type stickers on the table. Don't feed the bums or some weird shit like that. Also a picture of... More
Casandra B.05/04/23Sam Nordstrom!!! Amazing! Best drinks, best service, 10/10 We had a buttery nipple tonight... delicious More
Allison P.10/14/22I would give 0 stars if I could. 23 years old, valid up to date license from another state and the bartender told me he couldn't serve me because my license didn't have bumps on it and there's a... More